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You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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