there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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