This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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