I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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