the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
wow bdsm is so cute
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