make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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