...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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