Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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