"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Randomize
