in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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