I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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