Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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