So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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