alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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