Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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