...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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