i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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