Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
