There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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