Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
