Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
