And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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