What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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