I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
two words...techno handjob
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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