haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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