I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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