Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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