I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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