I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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