You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Randomize
