how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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