A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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