So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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