dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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