It's Friday. Sex?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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