i'm signing you up for texting rehab
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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