Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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