we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Randomize
