omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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