At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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