Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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