She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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