I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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