Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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