So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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