my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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