Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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