when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Your shirt... Was in my pants
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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