google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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