Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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