i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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