Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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