i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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