I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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