Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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