she woke up with a sticky ear
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We got so high we made milksteak
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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